kelssiel:

cullenfucked:

ree-duh:

1953swan:

man imagine getting an anal exam from carlisle. i know the mans a good doctor but his fingers are chilly….

Would he like??? Boil his fingers before hand???

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moodboard for carlisle boiling his hands to put in your ass

i’m gonna fucking murder every last one of you and the lord will not punish me for it

softest-evak:

“Who could ever love the grinch?”

Martha May Whovier, Whoville’s resident furry:

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Originally posted by katyazhuravlik

womanbecomescow:

im fucking high and i cant stop thinking about this potato that looks like a seal

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gayhallmonitor:

The capybara was the world’s largest rodent until I was born

chauvinistsushi:

dec 26- dec 30 is a liminal space

pearlmarley:

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We all using 1 account

reasons why I would make a great Greek God

insomniac-arrest:

  • petty
  • dramatic
  • Not Straight
  • doesn’t really moralize
  • would live on top of a perfectly climbable mountain and only descend to seduce pretty girls and mess with stuff
  • titties already tf out

muchymozzarella:

Today my friend told me the whole ass truth in saying “Miles Morales did not need another father figure but Peter B Parker needed a son figure” 

og–heartthrob:

show me what that heart do

biscuitfoot:

jynxlovesluck:

the-incedible-sulk:

marzipanandminutiae:

thelogicalloganipus:

pixelshearts:

ossifiedocelot:

witchfell:

witchfell:

witchfell:

witchfell:

“skip dinner and become thinner” more like “skip dinner and you have an eating disorder please get help”

“a moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips” more like “a moment on the lips is okay to have, please take care of yourself in this lifetime”

“every time you eat you delay becoming skinnier” more like “every time you eat you give your body the nutrients it needs in order to survive, please keep surviving”

“you’ll be able to wear whatever you want when you get to your ugw” more like “you’ll be able to wear whatever you want now because fashion =/= weight”

“Don’t reward yourself with food your not a dog” more like treat yourself because you’re amazing and deserve happiness

This is actually really helpful thanks

I love this post for how it politely demolishes destructive pro ana/mia mantras i love it

“if you can pinch an inch” congrats you have skin and flesh like all humans

I… I… thanks… for sharing this cause I needed a lot.. hopefully anyone who follows me and needs can benefit from it too…

I really wish this was a thing I saw a few years ago, but I’m glad it’s circulation is moving strong. Just like you my wonderful followers <3<3<3 be brave darlings, I believe in you

Take care of yourself, guys. Eating is good for you, your body needs it or it will shut down. If you feel like you need to get healthier or lose weight, there’s tons of ways you can do that, that doesn’t put your body in danger. NEVER STARVE YOURSELF

RARE HISTORIC PHOTOS WE MIGHT HAVEN’T YET SEEN

herewaskendra:

thewallsofconcrete:

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An Exotic Dancer Demonstrates That Her Underwear Was Too Large To Have Exposed Herself, After Undercover Police Officers Arrested Her In Florida

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Dorothy Counts – The First Black Girl To Attend An All-White School In The United States – Being Teased And Taunted By Her White Male Peers At Charlotte’s Harry Harding High School, 1957

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Austrian Boy Receives New Shoes During WWII

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Jewish Prisoners After Being Liberated From A Death Train, 1945

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The Graves Of A Catholic Woman And Her Protestant Husband, Holland, 1888

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A Lone Man Refusing To Do The Nazi Salute, 1936

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Job Hunting In 1930’s

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German Soldiers React To Footage Of Concentration Camps, 1945

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Residents Of West Berlin Show Children To Their Grandparents Who Reside On The Eastern Side, 1961

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Acrobats Balance On Top Of The Empire State Building, 1934

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Mafia Boss Joe Masseria Lays Dead On A Brooklyn Restaurant Floor Holding The Ace Of Spades, 1931

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Lesbian Couple At Le Monocle, Paris, 1932

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The Most Beautiful Suicide – Evelyn Mchale Leapt To Her Death From The Empire State Building, 1947

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The Remains Of The Astronaut Vladimir Komarov, A Man Who Fell From Space, 1967

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Race Organizers Attempt To Stop Kathrine Switzer From Competing In The Boston Marathon. She Became The First Woman To Finish The Race, 1967

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Harold Whittles Hearing Sound For The First Time, 1974

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Nikola Tesla Sitting In His Laboratory With His “Magnifying Transmitter”


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Wow

people I still want to stab over a decade later:

vocifersaurus:

thebibliosphere:

morgynleri:

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

Creative Writing Professor at a former college: Welcome to creative writing! By the way, you will not write fantasy, ghost stories, pranormal, or science fiction in this class, as this is a creative writing course.”

What the ever loving fuck is with “creative” writing professors who think that speculative fiction of any stripe ISN’T CREATIVE?

I still remember my own creative writing teacher telling me this because he saw the Terry Pratchett book on my desk and got this smug smirk on his face like “aha, gotcha”. He had the nerve to pick it up and call it “popularist fiction”, like somehow being popular and easily accessible made it less inherent in intellectual value.

I had it in my back pack because I did my final thesis on the evolution of mythology and folk tails into fantasy and sci-fi and the societal importance of telling stories (before anyone asks, no I don’t have it, I lost it when I moved continents), and I used Terry Pratchett because there wasn’t a single humanitarian issue the man did not touch on.

Which I told him. And then he kind of floundered and went “ah, well but, it’s…well I mean it’s not exactly high brow”, like neither the fuck was Shakespeare or Dickens you self-important turnip. Dickens was literally selling his stories by the chapter. He was the popular author of his time. Shakespeare was too, he fucking made up words and phrases all the time because the language he needed to express himself didn’t exist in the way he needed it too.

Intellectual elitism is nothing more than a hold over from class warfare and the belief that only certain people should get to be truly educated. And it needs to be smashed.

neither the fuck was Shakespeare or Dickens you self-important turnip